Cast the Remake!

[CharlestonNole]

So let's say Hollywood was planning a remake/sequel of:

A Christmas Story (2009) (change in plans, see 2nd post)

Who would you cast for:

Ralphie Parker

Randy Parker

Mr. Parker

Mrs. Parker

Flick

Schwarz

Scut Farkus

and

Santa Claus (at Hibbett's Dept Store)

SEE BELOW, LET's CAST THE SEQUEL SET 15 YEARS LATER>>>>

[CharlestonNole]

You know, I didn't realize I don't know many kid actors. So let's cast the sequel set 15 years later....

[CharlestonNole]

Ralphie Parker - Peter Billingsley (there is no other, he may look to old for the part, but who cares)

Randy Parker - Jared Padalecki (you know Randy turned out to be a pretty boy, lol)

Mr. Parker - Jack Nicholson (can you imagine him giving grief to an adult Ralphie)

Mrs. Parker - Diane Keaton (showed she can play a great mom in the Father of the Bride flicks)

Flick - Steve Buscemi (yeah, I know he's too old, but you know Flick turned out to look like him)

Schwarz - Freddie Prinze (brain spasm, I couldn't think of anyone else)

Scut Farkus - Paul Walker (I mean, did you see his acting in Varsity Blues, lol....hair dyed red of course....and I couldn't think of anyone else except the redheaded guy from The Burbs!)

and

Santa Claus (at Hibbett's Dept Store) - Charles Durning (he's done it before)


Now wouldn't that be the greatest sequel ever??!?!?!?!? lol