Does anyone know any funny christmas carols?

[cspelling]

I was just wondering if anyone knew some comical christmas carols? I'd love to have some to sing around the work place lol.

[sheepsnot]

I just sing certain lines like, "When we finally kiss goodnight..." It causes some to wonder what I'm up to. You could sing Porky Pig's version of Blue Christmas.

[cspelling]

haha yeah I can try that. I was more or less hopping to find some funny carols I can photo copy and get a group to sing at the office or something. They can be naughty carols as well hehe.

[mrshamm]

there's always Leroy the Redneck Reindeer.

[dvdguy]

theres that southpark version of Oh holy night, with the taser

[Ervserver]

I'm gettin nuttin' For Christmas

I put a tack on teacher's chair,
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's hair,
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommy's plants,
Climbed a tree and tore my pants,
Filled the sugar bowl with ants,
Somebody snitched on me.

Chorus
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
So you better be good whatever you do,
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!

I broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.

[Christy Carol]

Try Bob Rivers Twisted Christmas. I have this cd and its a fave! You can probably google the songs and get lyrics to them


1. The Twelve Pains Of Christmas
2. The Chimney Song
3. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
4. Wreck The Malls
5. A Visit From St. Nicholson
6. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
7. I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole)
8. The Restroom Door Said, 'Gentlemen'
9. Foreigners
10. Joy To The World
11. A Message From The King

[dvdguy]

Also Larry the cable guy, very bad

[Ervserver]

git 'r done

[cspelling]

Fantastic! thanks all, i'm sure these will be a hoot!

[caseydbell]

my favorite, Grandpa got ran over by a John Deer & redneck 12 days of Christmas

[RadioJonD]

You can’t beat these for funny!:

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE FAMILY - Robert Earl Keen - 1994
http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/xmas/merrychristmasfromthefamily.shtml

and the follow up-

HAPPY HOLIDAYS Y'ALL - Robert Earl Keen - 1998
http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/xmas/happyholidaysyall.shtml

These will bring the office down, cspelling!

[Ervserver]

http://www.superlaugh.com/cmas/chimney.htm

[elfworks]

merry christmas from the family by robt earl keen. it SCREAMS white texas trash. quite possibly my all-time most fave carol ever!!!!!

mom got drunk and dad got drunk, at our xmas party. we were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog. little sister brought her new boyfriend. he was a mexican. we didnt know what to think of him til he sang feliz navidad, feliz navidad......


:D:D:D


xo

[sheepsnot]

You're still taking pain meds, aren't you?

[elfworks]

possibly.......


:???:

xo

[dvdguy]

double doses I'd guess

[Christy Carol]

merry christmas from the family by robt earl keen. it SCREAMS white texas trash. quite possibly my all-time most fave carol ever!!!!!

mom got drunk and dad got drunk, at our xmas party. we were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog. little sister brought her new boyfriend. he was a mexican. we didnt know what to think of him til he sang feliz navidad, feliz navidad......


:D:D:D


xo



AGREED!!!!

And I am not too proud to say I am kin to some of those people he sings about! :D

[mrshfromjersey]

Try P.D.Q. Bach's song "Throw the Yule Log on Uncle John". Very funny if sung they way he meant it sung...as in throwing the yule log ON uncle john.

[mrshfromjersey]

More P.D.Q. Bach songs -

Throw the Yule Log On, Uncle John

Throw the yule log on, Uncle John
Throw the yule log on Uncle John
Soprano: Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la, fa la la, fa la la, fa fa mi fa
Alto: Wahza whuza wuhza wuhza wuhza woo woo, wuhza wuhza wuhza woo woo, wuhza wuhza wuhza wuhza woo wah
Tenor: Chick chick chick chick chick chick chick chick-a chick-a chick-a boom bah
Bass: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha

Put the pickle down, Uncle John
Put the pickle down Uncle John
Soprano: Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la, fa la la, fa la la, fa fa mi fa
Alto: Wahza whuza wuhza wuhza wuhza woo woo, wuhza wuhza wuhza woo woo, wuhza wuhza wuhza wuhza woo wah
Tenor: Chick chick chick chick chick chick chick chick-a chick-a chick-a boom bah
Bass: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha

Ten o’clock on Christmas morn and all the guests are coming to the door;
Ten o’clock on Christmas morn and Uncle John’s already on the floor.
Though the weather’s bitter cold there’s not a frown to mar the festive mood;
Wait ’til they discover that old Uncle John has eaten all the food.
Hear the hall clock strike, Uncle John
Hear the hall clock strike Uncle John
Soprano: Fa la la, fa la la, fa la la, fa la la fa la la, fa fa mi fa
Alto: Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy wuzzy wuzzy wuhza wuhza woo wah
Tenor: Sis sis sis sis sis sis sis sis sis boom bah
Bass: Boom chick boom chick boom chick boom chick boom chick boom chick boom boom boom buhzoowah doowah

Please, will you come to Uncle John?
Gather around poor Uncle John.
Please, will you come to Uncle John (the no-good good-for-nothing),
Oh, when will you come to Uncle John?
Oh, when will you come to, Uncle John?


O Little Town of Hackensack

O little town of Hackensack,
How still we hear thee snore;
The snow-deck’d streets that reindeer feets
Will soon be prancing o’re
Thy winsome children wond’ring if
Old Santa Claus will show;
They need not fear; methinks I hear
His endless ho, ho, ho.
O little town of Hackensack,
How yet we see thee lie;
St. Nick hath gone, by now he’s on
His way to Tenafly.
Then gifts galore to Peapack and
Secaucus will he bring;
He toucheth down in ev’ry town
He doeth now his thing.

O little town of Hackensack,
At last the dawn doth glow;
The sky is clear, no longer hear
We Santa’s ho ho ho.
Wake up! ’tis time to check out all
The things you got, and then
To drink thy fill and eat until
You’re back to sleep again.


Good King Kong Looked Out

Good King Kong looked out on his feet
And he saw that they were large.
“Ho, ho,” he said, “we go,” he said,
“To make some tracks in the snow,
Forsooth our feet are very large.”
Squinch, squinch, squinch.

Good King Kong looked out on his nose
And he saw that it was flat.
“Oh, no,” he said, “when we blow,” he said,
“The pitch must not be too low,
The royal nose must not be flat.”
Honk, honk, honk.

Good King Kong looked out on his ears
And his ears he could not see.
“Oh, dear,” he said, “it’s clear,” he said,
“We must see if we can hear,
Because our ears we cannot see.”
Hear, hear, hear.

Good King Kong looked up in the sky
And he saw St. Nick’s red sleigh;
“Ho, ho,” he said, “whadd’ya know,” he said,
“Will you look at that old guy go,” he said,
“Uh, oh, whoa, past us please do not go.
“Yell yells,” he said, “Ring the bells,” he said,
“Though a couple don’t work very well,
Let’s welcome St. Nick and his sleigh.”
Ding, dong, clunk

http://www.schickele.com/composition/consortchristmas.htm

[Ervserver]

Many of these sound even funnier if you have had a few Elfworks' nog n whippy

[elfworks]

:D

xo

[AuntieMistletoeDear]

:dance: I cannot believe that nobody else has suggested the funny Christmas carol otherwise known as Carol Burnet or Carrol O'Connor.

:D Okay, seriously, you've got to listen to check out the archived playlist from Thayrone and the Bone Conduction Christmas Show from 2005. It was filled with funny and a few somewhat irritating Christmas tunes of the obscure and hilarious nature.

8) Visit www.thayrone.com and click archives then click playlists and choose playlists from 2005 and check out the list for a bevy of funny songs. Walkin' around in woman's underwear and a song that becomes rather annoying after awhile that you are warned about not playing while driving with a cat or dog in your vehicle.

If you have the capablities through work toss on ChristmasRadio.com and you will hear more than just the traditional songs aired through Live365.

[Ervserver]

yes I've heard some good ones on Live365, today I heard a funny one by Jerry Lewis that I never heard before.

[cspelling]

RadioJonD,

Thanks! These are absolutely great hahaha


You can’t beat these for funny!:

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE FAMILY - Robert Earl Keen - 1994
http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/xmas/merrychristmasfromthefamily.shtml

and the follow up-

HAPPY HOLIDAYS Y'ALL - Robert Earl Keen - 1998
http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/xmas/happyholidaysyall.shtml

These will bring the office down, cspelling!

[cspelling]

ElfWorks,

Do you have the lyrics for this carol? Sounds pretty entertaining!

merry christmas from the family by robt earl keen. it SCREAMS white texas trash. quite possibly my all-time most fave carol ever!!!!!

mom got drunk and dad got drunk, at our xmas party. we were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog. little sister brought her new boyfriend. he was a mexican. we didnt know what to think of him til he sang feliz navidad, feliz navidad......


:D:D:D


xo

[cspelling]

AuntieMistletoeDear,

HAHAHA YES! I love it! You guys are all great thank you so much, Christmas this year is going to be one laugh after another.

:dance: I cannot believe that nobody else has suggested the funny Christmas carol otherwise known as Carol Burnet or Carrol O'Connor.

:D Okay, seriously, you've got to listen to check out the archived playlist from Thayrone and the Bone Conduction Christmas Show from 2005. It was filled with funny and a few somewhat irritating Christmas tunes of the obscure and hilarious nature.

8) Visit www.thayrone.com and click archives then click playlists and choose playlists from 2005 and check out the list for a bevy of funny songs. Walkin' around in woman's underwear and a song that becomes rather annoying after awhile that you are warned about not playing while driving with a cat or dog in your vehicle.

If you have the capablities through work toss on ChristmasRadio.com and you will hear more than just the traditional songs aired through Live365.

[Christy Carol]

ElfWorks,

Do you have the lyrics for this carol? Sounds pretty entertaining!

merry christmas from the family by robt earl keen. it SCREAMS white texas trash. quite possibly my all-time most fave carol ever!!!!!

mom got drunk and dad got drunk, at our xmas party. we were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog. little sister brought her new boyfriend. he was a mexican. we didnt know what to think of him til he sang feliz navidad, feliz navidad......


:D:D:D


xo

this is the link, RadioJon had posted it. :)

http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/xmas/merrychristmasfromthefamily.shtml

[RadioJonD]

How in the world I forgot this one, I'll never know. Probably my all time favotite parody is "The Nutcracker Suite" by Spike Jones and his City Slickers. You ain't lived 'til you've heard that one! My teenaged daughter about flipped when she heard it for the first time a few years ago.

[cspelling]

You say in the movie "City Slickers" I can't say I've seen it but i think there are 2 are there not? I guess i'll be going to the movie store this weekend lol.

[dvdguy]

city slicker 1 & 2

[Ervserver]

I saw both City Slickers and liked them

[TwinkleLights25]

merry christmas from the family by robt earl keen. it SCREAMS white texas trash. quite possibly my all-time most fave carol ever!!!!!

mom got drunk and dad got drunk, at our xmas party. we were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog. little sister brought her new boyfriend. he was a mexican. we didnt know what to think of him til he sang feliz navidad, feliz navidad......


:D:D:D


xo

Yes! That song is great! It's actually one of my favorite Christmas songs, but I prefer it sung by Jill Sobule. She even did a video for it, LOL! You can listen to a sample of it here http://www.amazon.com/You-Sleigh-Me-Alternative-Christmas/dp/B000002J7Q


I do have a book though that has the lyrics from the song, and it's by R. E. Keen. "Merry Christmas from the Family is the companion book for Robert Earl Keen's popular Christmas tune of the same name. Using authentic Keen family photos, recipes, and craft instructions, it illustrates all the verses of the song, which you can sing along with on the accompanying CD. Whether you're one of Robert Earl's legion of fans, or you've just had enough of Perry, Bing, and the other crooners, Merry Christmas from the Family is what you need to keep the holidays in hilariously skewed perspective." http://www.amazon.com/Merry-Christmas-Family-Robert-Earl/dp/0292712669

[elfworks]

i have theoriginal recording and the live recoding done in helotes. i was in the audience, so thats fun!!

and, i also have the above mentioned book.

xo

[Ervserver]

whats a helotes? and don't tell me a character from To Kill A Mockingbird

[sheepsnot]

It's a where, not a what. I think To Lill A Mockingbird was filmed there. :D

[Ervserver]

UGH ! :o

[elfworks]

helotes texas is a small town outside san antonio. there is a country store there. at night they have live music.

xo

[Ervserver]

Have you been to Austin city limits?

[elfworks]

i have attended many ACL tapings and in 1988 (i think) i was in the opening credits every show for a year.

xo

[cspelling]

Hahaha I just watched those movies this past weekend, absolutely histerical! Thanks for the suggestion!

city slicker 1 & 2

[Ervserver]

wonder if there will be a #3

[dvdguy]

doubtful i think

[mrshfromjersey]

Yogi Yorgesen has many many funny Christmas songs. My favorite is here:

http://www.stinalisa.com/NutsAtChristmas.html

[Ervserver]

I yust love that site !

[cspelling]

haha thats an excellent site! sooo many great songs. Christmas is getting close!

[sugarplum fairy]

I like the song "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas".

[HollyJells]

rusty chevrolet, it is sang to the tune of jingle bells. You might be able to find it online or something