Top Signs You’ve Eaten Too Much For Thanksgiving [Archive]

Ervserver

11-17-2006, 12:27 AM

I'll start off with

Getting off the couch requires help from the fire department

ReineV

11-17-2006, 12:58 AM

Your stomach is so full, you're having trouble breathing.

Christy Carol

11-17-2006, 07:32 AM

you awaken from a nap with a half eaten turkey leg hanging out of your mouth.

GingerMel

11-17-2006, 08:19 AM

You hope for spontaneous vomiting (this happens to me a lot around the holidays...eyes bigger than my stomach).

ReineV

11-17-2006, 09:13 AM

The elastic waste band in your "turkey pants" snapped.

(Does anyone else have "turkey pants"? Mine are sweatpants without a drawstring...need LOTS of room for expansion)

sheepsnot

11-17-2006, 10:17 AM

Finding pants with lots of room for expansion is getting increasingly difficult. There's a canvas shop down the street that is making up a couple pairs for me. Felt lining. I use a come-a-long to pull them together for buckling.

Ervserver

11-17-2006, 10:53 AM

you stand up and the chair stays with you

Christy Carol

11-17-2006, 11:03 AM

The thought of doing it all again in another month sickens you.

sheepsnot

11-17-2006, 11:19 AM

You know you've eaten too much when...

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/dandsf480/molly_highchair.jpg

caseydbell

11-17-2006, 11:33 AM

i honestly dont think you can eat to much @ Thanksgiving or CHRISTmas
you just need to give your body a little more time to digest :-D

Ervserver

11-17-2006, 01:39 PM

You sweat gravy

ReineV

11-17-2006, 01:55 PM

(this just means you've gotten too good at the art of stuffing the crap outta yourself at thanksgiving)- You call going back for seconds or thirds "phases".

Ex: Preparing to initiate Phase 2...must acquire stuffing, greens and mashed potatoes...

Christy Carol

11-17-2006, 02:02 PM

How about shifts...we have been known to eat in shifts! That way everyone gets atleast one pass before anyone heads back for seconds.

Ervserver

11-17-2006, 02:28 PM

I got dibs on 1st shift

:???:

sheepsnot

11-17-2006, 05:11 PM

There's no advantage to being 2nd shift on this job. The pay may be good, but the food is gone.

Ervserver

11-18-2006, 01:05 PM

All your silverware is worn down to tiny stumps

ReineV

11-19-2006, 12:29 AM

You thank God for every burp...because with every belch, you feel a little less like you're going to explode.

Ervserver

11-19-2006, 06:11 PM

You get a call from Richard Simmons

elfworks

11-19-2006, 08:28 PM

youre convinced that if you have that after dinner mint, it is going to be a replay of the scene from the monty python movie...

:D

xo

Ervserver

11-20-2006, 05:26 PM

Your stretch marks disappear