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ElfBot
11-07-2007, 06:53 AM
1. Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover.2. Give them to your son for a science project 3. Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that’s making it’s rounds every year. 4. Use it to hold up a broken table or chair leg. [...]

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dvdguy
11-07-2007, 07:17 AM
how about a doorstop? An anvil? put one on either end of a barbell & work out?
whychristmas
11-07-2007, 08:18 AM
It's good in mouse traps apparently...
Annette1990
11-07-2007, 08:51 AM
*Laughing Out Loud
Is it really that bad? I kinda like it...not alot of it just a little. Fruitcake cookies are really good.
Annette1990
11-07-2007, 09:02 AM
This should give you all a chuckle about the top 10 uses of fruitcake...
http://www.newstarget.com/021338.html
kidzrme
11-08-2007, 03:22 PM
both top ten lists are very funny.......I have never tried fruitcake because everyone has always said how horrible it is. I should probably try it for myself, but I figure, how can so many people be wrong?
dvdguy
11-08-2007, 03:24 PM
i often wonder if its just one of those things that people say, & people accept it as the truth
stillsnowberry
11-08-2007, 04:26 PM
Fruitcake is wonderful if you get a good one. Most of the ones in a grocery store or Walmart are dry. Try one from Swiss Colony and you'll be a fruitcake fan forever.

snowberry (who thanks Jesus for variety in foods)
dvdguy
11-08-2007, 04:29 PM
can you order that online?
RadioJonD
11-08-2007, 06:59 PM
Download 'em while they are still available! - http://www.spiritoffruitcake.com/

Tracks -

1- Merry Christmas, Fruitcake
2- What's That Fruitcake Doin' Under My Tree?
3- Fruitcake Requiem No. 5 in A Major
4- (The Holidays Ain't Nuttin') Without My Fruitcake
5- Not On My Table
dvdguy
11-08-2007, 07:02 PM
have you heard fruitcake makes me puke?
whychristmas
11-09-2007, 03:45 AM
[QUOTE=RadioJonD;51261]Download 'em while they are still available! - http://www.spiritoffruitcake.com/

Lol, that's brilliant! More like cheese than friutcake, but as it's trad to eat strong cheese with it over here, that's probably about right...
Christmasstar
11-09-2007, 05:47 PM
I like fruit cake!
:dance:
whychristmas
11-10-2007, 03:59 AM
I'm not that keen on fruit cake but I like the Christmas Cake I make every year, but it's quite a lot lighter and moister than most. It's this one: http://whychristmas.com/fun/rec_ccake.html (I also soak the fruit in a good bit of rum - adds to the merriment!)