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ElfBot

11-07-2007, 08:10 AM

The City of Fort Collins, Colorado is no stranger to the War on Christmas. For years they have publicly debated whether or not Christmas decorations should be allowed on public property. Their debate has become so sharply tuned that by November 20th of this year they will decide whether to ban red and green [...]

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Sunshine73

11-07-2007, 08:25 AM

Just out of curiosity, does this mean that they will have to remove all the stoplights in town?

dvdguy

11-07-2007, 08:34 AM

to be fair they will have to

Jeff Westover

11-07-2007, 08:37 AM

Sure. Every time I'm in Fort Collins I pray I won't hit the lights, but I do every time. They're forcing me into religion against my will.

gameshowguy2000

11-07-2007, 05:23 PM

Red and Green Lights as Religious? I don't think so. In the words of Trump: "Who chose this stupid concept?"

joyful

11-07-2007, 05:32 PM

LOL, well maybe the color red but green? LOL, what's next the colors banned from M & M's.

clarebear

11-07-2007, 06:12 PM

LOL, well maybe the color red but green? LOL, what's next the colors banned from M & M's.

LOL, the world's going mad!! :tree:

dvdguy

11-07-2007, 06:28 PM

Im gonna sue m&m for putting out bags with only red & green

Annette1990

11-07-2007, 06:49 PM

This is soooooo ridiculous.

dvdguy

11-08-2007, 07:23 AM

and hilarious

sugarplum fairy

11-08-2007, 08:26 AM

OMG I have heard it all now. How stupid!!!!

Montana's Santa

11-08-2007, 03:57 PM

Wait a minute! If they ban red and green lights, that would leave only yellow on the stop signals and everyone knows yellow lights signify Halloween -- which is a Satanic ritual -- are the people of Fort Collins devil worshippers???????

dvdguy

11-08-2007, 04:03 PM

I guess there will be alot of accidents

Christmasstar

11-09-2007, 04:32 PM

I would like to know if they also avoid all the other holidays on the calendar since not everyone celebrates every holiday. Does the city have a ban on Thanksgiving day parades?(not everyone has something to be thankful for) Memorial day ceremonies? (many are against the wars) July 4th? (not everyone is a citizen) Valentines day? (not everyone is in love) What about Easter...wow that one would be worse than Christmas! Unless of course all you like are chocolate bunnies. But wait, then the animal rights folks would be upset. Hmmmm, if you bend over backwards too far, well you know!

(I posted this in the paper that printed the story too)

MissKringle

11-09-2007, 07:51 PM

That is just weird & also very funny, they're digging themselves into a hole I think