Barbie’s Letter to Santa

[ElfBot]

Dear Santa, Listen you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT’S DEFINITELY PAY BACK [...]

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[Annette1990]

LMAO...Now that was funny!

[SW1Dennis]

:sparkle:

Dear Barbie:

I read your letter and I have just this to say to you. GET OVER IT! You're just a lousy plastic doll with large, oversized boobs and can't cook worth a darn. No wonder Ken left you years ago.

Sincerely with love,

Santa 8-)