Surgeon General says "Santa, you are fat"

[MrsH]

Did you hear that the US Surgeon General has chastised Santa for being a bit hefty? Yes, he says that Santa is not a good "role model" for children because he is rotund!!! He's the kindest, most caring person in the WORLD --- and the Surgeon General says he's not a good role model?????? This man gets toys to every boy and girl in the world in ONE NIGHT!! If he can do that, he's in darned good shape. On top of that, have you ever worn that bulky Santa suit???? I'm telling you ....that adds a lot of his bulky look. To top that off...the camera adds 10 pounds.

Hey Surgeon General...LAY OFF SANTA!!!:point:

[Annette1990]

I agree Mrs. H...The surgeon general does need to lay off. They figure by 2015 75% of Americans will all be overweight. So what the heck maybe we should all hop on the Santa Sleigh and cookie up...*L (just kiddin')

[devOn]

That is a little unliked a US Surgeon. Yeah, he should just lay off Santa. and Yes I do agree, I'd like to see him deliver the gifts around the world in 1 night.

[HolyNight7]

Not to mention the fact that he outlives everybody. What's his secret?

[MerryLady]

Not to mention the fact that he outlives everybody. What's his secret? He gets 50 years worth of exercise done in one night.

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[Holly Cl'Oz]

Ohhhhhhhhh the surgeon general is meeeeeeeeeean. On another Christmas website my husband (who is Old Black Pete on here) would leave people like this and members that acted up a lump of coal. I think the SG has one coming for sure!

[clarebear]

He gets 50 years worth of exercise done in one night.

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:lol:

[gameshowguy2000]

Isn't Santa supposed to be fat though? (And yes, that includes those who work in malls and department stores, though I've been told they put on some fat padding to "look" fat. Can anyone confirm?)

[WonderfulChristmasTime1]

Yeah Santa get on that treadmill!

When Santa comes down my chimney this year I'm gonna have some Slimfast and Salad ready for him. Cookies and milk is just encouraging him you cruel cruel people!

[WonderfulChristmasTime1]

Isn't Santa supposed to be fat though? (And yes, that includes those who work in malls and department stores, though I've been told they put on some fat padding to "look" fat. Can anyone confirm?)

This is infact true.

[pbrbullrider]

Hes not fat hes just plesently plumped

Jeff G. "bullrider"

[Annette1990]

I agree...I want an pleasantly plump Santa...forget a slim and trim one...*L

[pbrbullrider]

LOL @ Annette

Jeff G. "bullrider"

[Dom]

Some people find everything to have a problem with...the world has enough problems haha.

[Billy Battles]

Santa Is not Fat he is stuffed with Christmas Spirit so much so that all the people that are complaining about him being fat do not have any.

[auntieclaus]

I think that he's just fluffy and there's so much more to love!