Greetings!

[Elf Ernest]

Well, I see our union reps got the new contract signed so that we have a place here just for us. It's about time!

Elf Ernest

[Jeff Westover]

Does that mean the rest of us who aren't elves can't post here?

Jeff

[Elf Ed Zachary]

Does that mean the rest of us who aren't elves can't post here?

Yeah, that's it. :-? Go away.

Heh-heh.

Elf Ed Zachary

[Elf Ed Zachary]

Did you see the cost of union dues this year? Sheesh.

Elf Ed Zachary

[Jeff Westover]

[quote="Elf Ed Zachary"]Did you see the cost of union dues this year? Sheesh.

You have to join a union when you're an elf? I'm an elf and I never paid any dues.

Jeff

[Elf Ed Zachary]

Oh, you only think you're an elf. But I've never seen any pointy shoes on you.

Your head comes to a point though.

[dowload]

hey at least he's not only 3 ft. tall

[Elf Ernest]

Actually, dowload...that's a myth.

Although we do have some short elves not all elves are short.

I wrote an article about this topic many years ago. You can read about it here (http://mymerrychristmas.com/2005/whatelf.shtml).

Elf Ernest
:grin:

[Elf Ed Zachary]

Elf Ernest is short. I've met him. He can barely see over my shoes. Man, is he short! :D

[dowload]

haha

[Elf Ernest]

Hey now! I'm not short. I'm vertically challenged...a LITTLE bit. That's all. :-D

[sheepsnot]

I thought anyone over 3 feet tall with pointy ears was called Spock. :lol:

[Smemorina]

:grin:

Also I would want to be a Elf of Saint... I am a since small dream....

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8337/doll978yg.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[SnowAngelChristmas]

I thought anyone over 3 feet tall with pointy ears was called Spock. :lol:

*Hehe*

[elfworks]

THIS IS TOO GROOVY!
yall are cracking me up!


XO

[Elf Ed Zachary]

Elfworks? What's that mean?

[elfworks]

its the name of my business.


xox

[Jeff Westover]

Elfworks, you might want to research Elf Ed Zachary a little bit...he writes for us a bit each season and there are few articles that draw responses like his do. Check him out. One of my all time favorite Elf Ed Zachary articles is at this link (http://mymerrychristmas.com/2005/ez-does.shtml).

[elfworks]

that was great!!!!


xo

[Jeff Westover]

No doubt about it, Elf Ed Zachary is a grump...but he's flat out brilliant.

You wouldn't believe the women who write in asking about his marital status. I called him Elf Stud once and got a stocking full of ashes on my porch the next day.

[Jeff Westover]

You should meet Elf Ernest too...he's the head of Santa's Public Relations Department and it's his job to be nice...and to pick up after Elf Ed's messes, which do happen from time to time. I'll send Elf Ernest an email and asking when he's coming back for this year.

[elfworks]

so...... is elf ed married???


:D

[elfworks]

i look forward to meeting all makers of merry here!

xo

[elfworks]

nevermind about elf ed... i dont do long distance relationships!


xo

[Jeff Westover]

Yes, he's married but he never talks about Mrs. Zachary.

[Twinkle]

Well what do you think? Maybe it's time he introduces us to his wife and all she does behind the scenes just as Mrs. Claus. BTW...isn't her name Martha?
Some say Mrs. Claus' name is Jessica but I don't think so.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/Lizilu2/SantaandMrsClaus.gif

[elfworks]

i havent seen elf ernest since i have been a member!

:(


xo

[dvdguy]

I thought her name was mary
Mary Christmas
& yes I did steal that from Charlie Brown

[RavenHardt]

You knew I would have to pop my pointed ears in here sooner or later...tee hee

[Ervserver]

Where in the world is Elf Ed ???

:-o

[sheepsnot]

He only pops in now and again until the season begins, then he's a posting machine.

[dvdguy]

hey hey!

[sheepsnot]

You sounded like Krusty then.

[dvdguy]

thanks, it seemed appropriate

[Ervserver]

Won't be official Christmas till he shows

[sheepsnot]

Who, Krusty?
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/dandsf480/Krusty.jpg

[Ervserver]

When I think Christmas for some reason I don't picture Krusty