People ???

[ElfBot]

What has become of people? What has happened in the world that has changed people into the people we are now. Everyone seems to be me,me,me and it doesn't matter what they have to do to get it to be me,me,me. People step on, bad mouth, and trash who ever and what ever stands in the way of it being all about me. I was always told "be careful who's toes you step on today because they might be attached to the butt you have to kiss tommarrow". Sorry for my little rant . I'll be quiet now. Iowa Santa

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[elfworks]

alas, EB, people HAVE changed. in fact, some people arent even REAL PEOPLE and most people dont even know it! its invasion of the body snatchers all over again. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!


xo

[JayIsh]

A big hello to both EB and EW...You guys make a great couple by the way...Have you chosen a china pattern yet?

[Jeff Westover]

You ever notice that EB doesn't talk when EW is drinking water?

[JayIsh]

OMG you are right...My question is...Why does EB's lips move when EW is talking???

[elfworks]

...Have you chosen a china pattern yet?

no. but we do have matching spyware.

xo

[JayIsh]

Now THAT was funny!!!

[elfworks]

You ever notice that EB doesn't talk when EW is drinking water?

this is simply because i am a noisy drinker, and EB, as you know, is so soft-spoken.

xo

[Jeff Westover]

I know EB. EB is a friend of mine. Do you realize how little sleep he actually gets? Take a look at his posts. The dude is always here. He's your minuteman, EW.

[JayIsh]

Ya gotta admire that EB though...He'll post on anything...recipes, wrapping paper, political opinion...I think he is the new renassaince man!

[Jeff Westover]

He is very well rounded. Heck of a good speller, too (unlike others).

[elfworks]

Heck of a good speller.

thats why i love him.


xo

[Jeff Westover]

I know how much that turns your crank. He's expert at punctuation, too.

[JayIsh]

I've always said that...Nobody dots an i like EB...

[elfworks]

yes he is an expert punctuator, but he totally understands my e e cummings-ness. he DID meet me when i was on the old keyboard and knows it is just a habit, bless him. now finds it charming. i really cant help but love him.

xo

[Jeff Westover]

Yeah, but his colon is really something to see...

[JayIsh]

Now THAT was funny, too!

[elfworks]

ugh.

[Jeff Westover]

I've got it on good authority that he loves your hypenating tendencies. He says that really sets you apart.

yes he is an expert punctuator, but he totally understands my e e cummings-ness. he DID meet me when i was on the old keyboard and knows it is just a habit, bless him. now finds it charming. i really cant help but love him.

xo

[JayIsh]

I guess the real question is...Can he use the all-important elipse???


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[elfworks]

im not sure what hypenating is. however, i am all over the hyphen!



:D

xo

[Jeff Westover]

only during a full moon...

[JayIsh]

Isn't hypenating what bears do all winter???

[Jeff Westover]

im not sure what hypenating is. however, i am all over the hyphen!



:D

xo

Please, let's not be graphic...

[JayIsh]

There goes the family audience...

[Jeff Westover]

Isn't hypenating what bears do all winter???

EB is not a bear. I don't care what EW thinks of his, uh, attributes. I think we're getting way too much information now.

[elfworks]

youre right jeff, my bad.

xo

[Jeff Westover]

There goes the family audience...

We lost them when you threatened to streak.

[Jeff Westover]

youre right jeff, my bad.

xo

You bet your apostrophe.

[elfworks]

HEY!! you yelled at me then went even more over the line!! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT??????

xo

[JayIsh]

I guess your right...But maybe I could work out one a them Jenny Craig deals...Get to meet Valerie Bertinelli!!!

[Jeff Westover]

HEY!! you yelled at me then went even more over the line!! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT??????

xo

It's good to be the king.

[Jeff Westover]

I guess your right...But maybe I could work out one a them Jenny Craig deals...Get to meet Valerie Bertinelli!!!

I watched Val on the Biography Channel the other night. You gotta love that. As a kid I had such a crush on her. You gotta admire those people at Biography. Imagine -- TWO hours on Val. Those people are talented.

[JayIsh]

I liked her too...Sounds like she was quite the ball of fire...Not the innocent little girls basketball team member that Bonnie Franklin would have us believe...But then when she married Eddie Van Halen I had an inkling that there was more to her than basketball...And bracketts...

[Jeff Westover]

I had a thing for Bonnie Franklin, too. Adolescence was just a mess for me.

[JayIsh]

And what about Schneider???

Did I say that out loud???


Nevermind...

[Jeff Westover]

And what about Schneider???

Did I say that out loud???


Nevermind...

Everybody loves a man who can handle a pipe. That goes without saying.

[JayIsh]

I always thought of him as sort of the poor man's Burt Reynolds...He was Super...Budumpbump...

[Jeff Westover]

I always thought Burt Reynolds was a poor man's Burt reynolds...

[JayIsh]

He was the poor man's Clark Gable...Who was the poor man's Rudolph Valentino...Who was the poor man's...

[elfworks]

yall just aint right.

[JayIsh]

It was always my belief that men could never be right! Isn't that in the handbook? At least that's what my wife tells me!

[Jeff Westover]

Yeah, my wife says I'm not right either. But I think she's just saying that. There is no proof.

[JayIsh]

I remember a day when I was wrong...It was on a day when I thought I was mistaken...

[Jeff Westover]

Are you sure about that?

[mammaduke]

It's not that men are always wrong it's just that we are ALWAYS right. HA HA HA!!! Just kidding guys.

[JayIsh]

"If a man walks in the woods, and there is not a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"

[Jeff Westover]

That depends...did SHE tell him to walk in the woods?

[mammaduke]

If he is talking then he must be wrong. You guys have it rough, when you agree with us we say you are babing us, when you disagree we say you are being mean. When you don't argue back we say you are not playing attention to us, You guys just can't win it seems.

[JayIsh]

Isn't there some sort of unspoken rule of the feminine world that you are breaking by explaining this to us?

Sometimes my wife works late...so I get home before her...I walk in the door and just stand there looking around, not sure how to behave or where to go cause there is nobody there to tell me what to do!!!

[elfworks]

i never have to tell EB what to do. he is practically perfect in every way!!

xo

[JayIsh]

Well...If it isn't the future Mrs. Bot...How are you my dear?

Is it true that when EB is asked whether he takes this woman, in sickness and in health, for richer and for poorer...He'll say "DANGER WILL ROBINSON" and wave his arms around?

[elfworks]

nope. he says: i'm sorry dave, i cant do that.



:D

xo

[JayIsh]

I guess it's sorta like "Westworld" around your place...Does he look anything Like Yul Brynner?

[elfworks]

ya know... what with him always having the elf hat on, i dont mind the lack of hair......

xo

[Jeff Westover]

Well, you know what they say about the size of a man's hat...

[Jeff Westover]

Hey -- I have seven women in my house. I always know where to go and what to do.

[elfworks]

and THAT is just one of the reasons i worship and adore you, boss!


xoxox

[mammaduke]

I'm sure they suggest many things Jeff. Wow 7 women, I know my D/H goes crazy with me alone.Hey -- I have seven women in my house. I always know where to go and what to do.

[Jeff Westover]

Oh trust me, I'm certifiable.

[elfworks]

what are you talking about bbm???

xo

[mammaduke]

Certified crazy or sane ? We must drive you crazy, then you have 7 women home too. You hold up great Jeff, keep up the great work. We'll never know the difference.