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The Evil Within the Fridge

Posted 09-22-2010 at 12:18 PM by xmas365 (Christmas, Life, and Family)
Tags fridge, funny

Oh, there you are, as I open the door,
With your fancy wave and red and white label .
Why are you still here? I ask as I quickly close the door.
You must have been left here after the family dinner this past weekend.
You must be here to torment me, you are doing a good job.
I left you 5 months ago and I feel great since then.
I look at you and think back to your ice cold bubbly, sugary, brown elixir,
and how good you tasted, but I am healthier now, I don't need you anymore.
I have my new friends Zero, Sparkling Water, Milk, and they don't lead me astray.
Just one sip and all I did all the weight I lost will be gone,
you are an evil temptress Classic.
I will not give in to you, even though you call me so subtly.
We had great times but those days are over, just be on your way.
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