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Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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The Dark is Afraid of Chuck Norris....
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Waldo better hope Chuck Norris doesn't know where he is.
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Chuck Norris Can teach an old dog a new trick.
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Chuck Norris was recently bitten by a rattlesnake. After several days of intense pain, the snake finally died.
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Chuck Norris buys his car insurance from a cute little lizard... Godzilla!
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